I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
AISHA TYLERthe freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
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So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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I was not one of those people who wanted to be a comedian when I was growing up. I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living.
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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I actually wanted to be an attorney. I did do things on the side like improv and sketch comedy, but law was my focus. I was a very bookish, academic kid. When I got out of college,
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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I’ve always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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I really do know football.
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