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the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love.

Aisha Tyler

If you haven’t noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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I’m the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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I don’t believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There’s a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.
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I was really unhappy. I had a great job that I should have loved, yet I was miserable. I slowly realized that was because I wasn’t performing. So I just tried stand-up and fell in love with it after one performance.
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I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
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I’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
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I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV.
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