If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
AISHA TYLERI always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person’s interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
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I was raised by a single dad, so I’ve always just kind of liked “guys” stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.
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I think diversity in television is important. It’s not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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I’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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I like grown up comedy.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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