Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
AISHA TYLERI like grown up comedy.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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Comedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
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I love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can’t wait to get back. Can’t wait to have some Timbits.
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So much of a stand-up’s life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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“Trust me, you don’t want to have to actually interact with these people.”
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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I’m just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can.
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I don’t believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There’s a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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