I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
AISHA TYLERI like grown up comedy.
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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I actually wanted to be an attorney. I did do things on the side like improv and sketch comedy, but law was my focus. I was a very bookish, academic kid. When I got out of college,
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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I’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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I love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
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I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
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I am absolutely a Giants fan and I’m a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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I was raised by a single dad, so I’ve always just kind of liked “guys” stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.
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“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
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I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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