I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
AISHA TYLERI like grown up comedy.
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I want everyone, regardless of gender, to live a life free of restriction or fear, able to pursue their own personal brand of happiness and fulfillment.
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I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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Successful people just don’t let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I’d have people come up to me after my shows, and they’d say they want to do stand-up but are scared they’re going to fail. I’d tell them,
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I like grown up comedy.
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I really do know football.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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I love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can’t wait to get back. Can’t wait to have some Timbits.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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