I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
AISHA TYLERBut I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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Comedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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I’m just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can.
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Much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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Successful people just don’t let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I’d have people come up to me after my shows, and they’d say they want to do stand-up but are scared they’re going to fail. I’d tell them,
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Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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I’m the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom.
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