I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
AISHA TYLERIf you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn’t do anything academically around the arts.
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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I was not one of those people who wanted to be a comedian when I was growing up. I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom.
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When I was younger, those kinds of comments bothered me, but eventually got to a point where I realized I wasn’t going to change who I was.
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