Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
AISHA TYLERSometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
AISHA TYLERSo what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
AISHA TYLEROmnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.
AISHA TYLERI’m the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
AISHA TYLERTV always wants more people to be watching.
AISHA TYLERI was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
AISHA TYLERI do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
AISHA TYLERKaraoke is the great equalizer.
AISHA TYLERAm I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
AISHA TYLERIf you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
AISHA TYLERComedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
AISHA TYLERPop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
AISHA TYLERBut I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
AISHA TYLERI’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
AISHA TYLERThey always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
AISHA TYLERI want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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