I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
AISHA TYLERBut I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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I was really unhappy. I had a great job that I should have loved, yet I was miserable. I slowly realized that was because I wasn’t performing. So I just tried stand-up and fell in love with it after one performance.
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Much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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I think diversity in television is important. It’s not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity.
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I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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I was raised by a single dad, so I’ve always just kind of liked “guys” stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.
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“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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I love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love.
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