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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.

Aisha Tyler

I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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So much of a stand-up’s life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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Be Each Just Kind Marriage Mystery Other Selfish
I don’t believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There’s a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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Move Need Poop Ruin Someone Terminate Thing Workplace
I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
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When I was young I thought, ‘Yeah, people don’t see, they’re not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am’. And the guys that mentored me were like, ‘
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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I really do know football.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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