black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.

Aisha Tyler

I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
AISHA TYLER

Afraid Couple Day Everyone Fault Kill Other People Point Want
If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
AISHA TYLER

Move Need Poop Ruin Someone Terminate Thing Workplace
You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
AISHA TYLER

Fail Failure Fun Hard Learn Need Winning
I was really unhappy. I had a great job that I should have loved, yet I was miserable. I slowly realized that was because I wasn’t performing. So I just tried stand-up and fell in love with it after one performance.
AISHA TYLER

Fell Job Love Miserable One Performing Realize Slowly Stand Unhappy
Much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.
AISHA TYLER

Blame Else God Human Immediate Look Much Parent Politician Resource Someone Toddler
I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
AISHA TYLER

Away Busy Job Other Plenty Possible Thing Want Went
Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
AISHA TYLER

Be Each Just Kind Marriage Mystery Other Selfish
I think diversity in television is important. It’s not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity.
AISHA TYLER

Diversity Fill Idea Important Opportunity Quita Satisfy Some Television Thinking Trying
I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
AISHA TYLER

Amusement Brush Childhood Life Luckily Moment Other Painful Torture Wrenching
I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
AISHA TYLER

Pander Time Trying Want
I was raised by a single dad, so I’ve always just kind of liked “guys” stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.
AISHA TYLER

Dad Guy Kind Like Single Stuff Thinking
“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
AISHA TYLER

Anyone Failure Fall Going Many Powered Success
I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
AISHA TYLER

Pander So Try Want
I love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
AISHA TYLER

Across Audience Come Enough Know Smart Treat Word
I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
AISHA TYLER

Close Company Different Girlfriend Guy Love Men Most Way
the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love.
AISHA TYLER

Brand Carrer Compensate Everyone Family Free Freedom Life Live Marry Personal Start

But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

More Aisha Tyler Quotes