Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
AISHA TYLERI was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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If you haven’t noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome.
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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I like grown up comedy.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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I’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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