I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
AISHA TYLERI love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
AISHA TYLERI like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
AISHA TYLERI’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
AISHA TYLERBut I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
AISHA TYLERWhereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
AISHA TYLERYou can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
AISHA TYLERSo I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
AISHA TYLERI’m the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
AISHA TYLERI’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
AISHA TYLER“Trust me, you don’t want to have to actually interact with these people.”
AISHA TYLERI wish I could say I’m an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I’ve been lucky that things have come across my path and they’ve worked out well for me.
AISHA TYLERSo what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
AISHA TYLERI’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
AISHA TYLERI really do know football.
AISHA TYLERThey always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
AISHA TYLERI was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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