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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.

Aisha Tyler

I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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Dating Divorce Favorite Game Girlfriend Now Play Real Right Tinder
I was not one of those people who wanted to be a comedian when I was growing up. I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living.
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College Comedian Growing Kid Loving People Up Wanted
Successful people just don’t let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I’d have people come up to me after my shows, and they’d say they want to do stand-up but are scared they’re going to fail. I’d tell them,
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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Away Creativity Something Stand Up Walk Want
When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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I’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person’s interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
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I don’t believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There’s a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.
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I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
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I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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Black Crack Doe Droop
Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.

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