I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
AISHA TYLERWhereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I think diversity in television is important. It’s not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity.
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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If you haven’t noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome.
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I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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