I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person’s interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
AISHA TYLERWhen I was younger, those kinds of comments bothered me, but eventually got to a point where I realized I wasn’t going to change who I was.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn’t do anything academically around the arts.
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The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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I was raised by a single dad, so I’ve always just kind of liked “guys” stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.
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I actually wanted to be an attorney. I did do things on the side like improv and sketch comedy, but law was my focus. I was a very bookish, academic kid. When I got out of college,
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So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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