I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
AISHA TYLERWhen I was younger, those kinds of comments bothered me, but eventually got to a point where I realized I wasn’t going to change who I was.
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
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I grew up on the back of a motorcycle – my dad didn’t have a car until I was a teenager. And then my closest friend from grade school was a guy.
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I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
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Comedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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I really do know football.
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I actually wanted to be an attorney. I did do things on the side like improv and sketch comedy, but law was my focus. I was a very bookish, academic kid. When I got out of college,
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The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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