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I’m just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can.

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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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Successful people just don’t let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I’d have people come up to me after my shows, and they’d say they want to do stand-up but are scared they’re going to fail. I’d tell them,
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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