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I’m just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can.

Aisha Tyler

Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
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I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person’s interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
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I’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
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I’m just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
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I love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can’t wait to get back. Can’t wait to have some Timbits.
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My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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I was really unhappy. I had a great job that I should have loved, yet I was miserable. I slowly realized that was because I wasn’t performing. So I just tried stand-up and fell in love with it after one performance.
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I was not one of those people who wanted to be a comedian when I was growing up. I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living.
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I’m just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can.

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