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I’m just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can.

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Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
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I love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
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It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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Much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.
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Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
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I grew up on the back of a motorcycle – my dad didn’t have a car until I was a teenager. And then my closest friend from grade school was a guy.
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