I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
AISHA TYLERMaybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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I am absolutely a Giants fan and I’m a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
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I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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I’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
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A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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I think diversity in television is important. It’s not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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