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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.

Aisha Tyler

You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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Back Getting Keep Look Right Up
After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
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I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV.
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery.
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
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Deserve Hero Kill Nice People Save Zombie
“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
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When I was younger, those kinds of comments bothered me, but eventually got to a point where I realized I wasn’t going to change who I was.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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Be Each Just Kind Marriage Mystery Other Selfish
Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
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