I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
AISHA TYLERMaybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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I think diversity in television is important. It’s not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity.
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I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn’t do anything academically around the arts.
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Successful people just don’t let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I’d have people come up to me after my shows, and they’d say they want to do stand-up but are scared they’re going to fail. I’d tell them,
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It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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I wish I could say I’m an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I’ve been lucky that things have come across my path and they’ve worked out well for me.
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Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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I actually wanted to be an attorney. I did do things on the side like improv and sketch comedy, but law was my focus. I was a very bookish, academic kid. When I got out of college,
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Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
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I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things.
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