I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
ADAM SANDLERI think I’m playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.
More Adam Sandler Quotes
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Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
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I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
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Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.
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I don’t want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.
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I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
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I wasn’t a kid growing up thinking, ‘One day I’ll get an Oscar and make a speech.’ That wasn’t on my mind.
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Comedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
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When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.
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You’ve just got to give yourself time – that’s good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you’re good at and what you’re not good at.
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I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
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I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
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It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.
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I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
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