Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
ADAM SANDLERWhen I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.
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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.
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I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.
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So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
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I never had a speech from my father ‘this is what you must do or shouldn’t do’ but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn’t perfect.
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I know I want to always do the best I can.
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn’t the best at that.
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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.
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My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
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I don’t like being out in public too much. I don’t like going to bars. I don’t like doing celebrity stuff.
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I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff.
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I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
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I don’t want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.
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