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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.

Adam Sandler

I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.
ADAM SANDLER

Imagination Life Love Strong Yourself
I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family’s been…we’ve been enjoying each other’s comedy for years.
ADAM SANDLER

Comedy Enjoyment Family Funny Growth Myself Time
I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
ADAM SANDLER

Friendship Myself Reading Reason Thinking
In one day, I have times where I’m feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I’m the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.
ADAM SANDLER

Alive Emotion Feeling Greatness Man Mood Myself Time Wife
Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
ADAM SANDLER

Bad Choice Goodness Love Work Yourself
I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.
ADAM SANDLER

Happiness Humility Live Moments Myself Role
So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
ADAM SANDLER

Bed Drink Growth Love Myself Old Relationship
Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Eyes Greatness Himself Move Speak
Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
ADAM SANDLER

Alcohol Equality Remember Yourself
Girls are soft and pretty.
ADAM SANDLER

Appearance Beautiful Girl Soft Woman
Now that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.
ADAM SANDLER

Father Mood Myself Parents Understand
I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it’s just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.
ADAM SANDLER

Day Stay Time Try Yourself
My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
ADAM SANDLER

Comedy Different Hell Myself Time
Feels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
ADAM SANDLER

Father Feeling Goodness Lifestyle Myself Old Serious Try
I never had a speech from my father ‘this is what you must do or shouldn’t do’ but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn’t perfect.
ADAM SANDLER

Father Learning Myself Perfection Speech Talk
I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
ADAM SANDLER

Fans Money Myself

When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.

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