I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it’s not going to be my way of life. I’m a comedian.
ADAM SANDLERI finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.
More Adam Sandler Quotes
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My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
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I know I want to always do the best I can.
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I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.
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I don’t know what the hell I’m doing; I like what I’ve been doing. I believe in what I’ve done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I’ve made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.
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I grew up cursing a lot.
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When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
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I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.
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Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises’ manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
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I read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.
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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
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Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
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