I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
ADAM SANDLERI’ve always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
More Adam Sandler Quotes
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I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!
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Now that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.
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I never had a speech from my father ‘this is what you must do or shouldn’t do’ but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn’t perfect.
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I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.
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I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.
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I’ve always wanted to do a family movie.
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Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
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When you’re shooting a movie you are away from home most of the time. It’s an amazing thing that we get to do what we get to do, but you definitely are away from the family more than you’d like to be.
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I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
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I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.
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I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
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