When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
ADAM SANDLERWhen I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.
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I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.
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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.
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Comedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
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I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
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I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it’s just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.
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I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
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You’ve just got to give yourself time – that’s good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you’re good at and what you’re not good at.
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I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
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I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.
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I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff.
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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.
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