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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.

Adam Sandler

I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
ADAM SANDLER

Laughter Movie Myself
I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
ADAM SANDLER

Connection Control Fact Myself
I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
ADAM SANDLER

Friendship Myself Reading Reason Thinking
Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
ADAM SANDLER

Bad Choice Goodness Love Work Yourself
I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn’t the best at that.
ADAM SANDLER

Best Drive Goodness Myself Success
I don’t want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.
ADAM SANDLER

Feeling Myself People Safety
I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
ADAM SANDLER

Family Myself Trouble
I’ve always wanted to do a family movie.
ADAM SANDLER

Family Movie Myself
It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.
ADAM SANDLER

Company Effect Hard Surround Yourself
I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.
ADAM SANDLER

Career Hug Mom Movie Myself
Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Eyes Greatness Himself Move Speak
Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
ADAM SANDLER

Alcohol Equality Remember Yourself
I think I’m playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Growth Myself Play Thinking
I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.
ADAM SANDLER

Book Color Finish Myself Thinking Yourself
I know I want to always do the best I can.
ADAM SANDLER

Best Myself Potential Work
In one day, I have times where I’m feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I’m the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.
ADAM SANDLER

Alive Emotion Feeling Greatness Man Mood Myself Time Wife

The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.

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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.

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