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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.

Adam Sandler

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
ADAM SANDLER

Alcohol Equality Remember Yourself
I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff.
ADAM SANDLER

Different Enjoyment Movie Myself Occasion Test
Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises’ manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!
ADAM SANDLER

Challenge Friendship Myself Strong Try
I read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Myself Reading Stand
I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
ADAM SANDLER

Friendship Myself Reading Reason Thinking
I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
ADAM SANDLER

Feeling Kind Myself Work
I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it’s not going to be my way of life. I’m a comedian.
ADAM SANDLER

Comedy Feeling Goodness Job Myself Way
Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Eyes Greatness Himself Move Speak
I grew up cursing a lot.
ADAM SANDLER

Curse Growth Myself
I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family’s been…we’ve been enjoying each other’s comedy for years.
ADAM SANDLER

Comedy Enjoyment Family Funny Growth Myself Time
I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.
ADAM SANDLER

Audience Fear Live Myself Scare
When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Myself Parents Stop
I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
ADAM SANDLER

Fans Money Myself
My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Death Money Myself Trust
I’ve always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
ADAM SANDLER

Company Friendship Home Myself People
With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Difficult Money Myself Raise

The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.

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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.

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