My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
ADAM SANDLERI’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
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I don’t like being out in public too much. I don’t like going to bars. I don’t like doing celebrity stuff.
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When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
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I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
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When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.
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It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.
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I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
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I wasn’t a kid growing up thinking, ‘One day I’ll get an Oscar and make a speech.’ That wasn’t on my mind.
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Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.
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With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
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Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises’ manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!
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I grew up cursing a lot.
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Girls are soft and pretty.
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.
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I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
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I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it’s just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.
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