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I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.

Adam Sandler

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
ADAM SANDLER

Alcohol Equality Remember Yourself
I don’t like being out in public too much. I don’t like going to bars. I don’t like doing celebrity stuff.
ADAM SANDLER

Celebrity Fame Myself Public
In one day, I have times where I’m feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I’m the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.
ADAM SANDLER

Alive Emotion Feeling Greatness Man Mood Myself Time Wife
I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Family Father Myself Study
Feels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
ADAM SANDLER

Father Feeling Goodness Lifestyle Myself Old Serious Try
I don’t know what the hell I’m doing; I like what I’ve been doing. I believe in what I’ve done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I’ve made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.
ADAM SANDLER

Believe Enjoyment Future Hell Movie Myself Past
When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.
ADAM SANDLER

Audience Children Happiness Laughter Myself
I grew up cursing a lot.
ADAM SANDLER

Curse Growth Myself
Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Eyes Greatness Himself Move Speak
When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.
ADAM SANDLER

College Feeling Goodness Myself Stand Talk Woman
My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
ADAM SANDLER

Comedy Different Hell Myself Time
I think I’m playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Growth Myself Play Thinking
My buddies, we’ve always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out – that’s the goal.
ADAM SANDLER

Each Other Friendship Goal Laughter Myself
Comedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
ADAM SANDLER

Beautiful Comedy Feeling Woman Yourself
I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
ADAM SANDLER

Home Lady Mom Old Ourselves
Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
ADAM SANDLER

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