I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it’s just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.
ADAM SANDLERIt’s important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
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I’m getting older, and it happens. You don’t care as much. I don’t care about too much anymore. I’ve got to think about that a little bit.
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So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.
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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.
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When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.
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I never had a speech from my father ‘this is what you must do or shouldn’t do’ but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn’t perfect.
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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.
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I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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Girls are soft and pretty.
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Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
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I read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.
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I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
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I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
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