Gratuity’ in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place.
ADAM REXThen it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
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YOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
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…Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.
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There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.
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Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
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Magic likes a good tragedy, too.
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Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.
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Get off of the car,’ J.Lo huffed. ‘I am an English superstar.’ Uh-uh. There’s no comparison. ‘
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They can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?
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I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn’t understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.
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Is there a short-eared koobish, then?’ Mmmyes …’ said J.Lo. ‘But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.’ We had conversations like these all the time, where I just eventually gave up.
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J.Lo’ in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it ‘M-smiley face-pound sign.
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Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
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The Boov frowned. ‘Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work.
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What part of Canada are you from, honey?” “THE LEFT PART,” said Jay.
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We found the bathrooms, which were labeled ‘Aliens’ and ‘Femaliens.’ ‘Finally,’ I said to J.Lo. ‘Here’s a bathroom you’re allowed to use.
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