Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
ADAM REXWherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.
More Adam Rex Quotes
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Magic likes a good tragedy, too.
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There’s a little bit of magic in every box!
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As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
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YOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
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For the gentle werelibrarian, who’s strictly vegetarian, there’s nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER
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Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.
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There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.
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You can do terrible things when you don’t know who you are.
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…Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.
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If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?
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I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn’t understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.
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I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with … G.” “Sausages.
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Is there a short-eared koobish, then?’ Mmmyes …’ said J.Lo. ‘But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.’ We had conversations like these all the time, where I just eventually gave up.
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Get off of the car,’ J.Lo huffed. ‘I am an English superstar.’ Uh-uh. There’s no comparison. ‘
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The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
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