There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.
ADAM REXWherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.
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The Boov frowned. ‘Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work.
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[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. ‘It’s not a police car,’ I said. ‘It is,’ said J.Lo. ‘Looknow. Lights for flashing.’ ‘That’s true.’ ‘Writing on the sides.’ ‘Yeah, but the writing? It says ”BullShake Party Patrol.” Yes. Whatnow?
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Can I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
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You can do terrible things when you don’t know who you are.
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The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
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Gratuity’ in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place.
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They can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?
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Get off of the car,’ J.Lo huffed. ‘I am an English superstar.’ Uh-uh. There’s no comparison. ‘
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YOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
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If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?
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I’ve been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda… I should be a video game.
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As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
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I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with … G.” “Sausages.
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I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn’t understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.
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Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.
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