YOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
ADAM REXWherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.
More Adam Rex Quotes
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[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. ‘It’s not a police car,’ I said. ‘It is,’ said J.Lo. ‘Looknow. Lights for flashing.’ ‘That’s true.’ ‘Writing on the sides.’ ‘Yeah, but the writing? It says ”BullShake Party Patrol.” Yes. Whatnow?
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You can do terrible things when you don’t know who you are.
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What part of Canada are you from, honey?” “THE LEFT PART,” said Jay.
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Can I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
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Gratuity’ in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place.
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The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
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For the gentle werelibrarian, who’s strictly vegetarian, there’s nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER
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They can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?
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There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.
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If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?
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Is there a short-eared koobish, then?’ Mmmyes …’ said J.Lo. ‘But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.’ We had conversations like these all the time, where I just eventually gave up.
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There’s a little bit of magic in every box!
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Magic likes a good tragedy, too.
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…Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.
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The Boov frowned. ‘Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work.
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