Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
ADAM FERRARAOh, it may sound crass, but just check the color when you come home. ‘Hi honey. Infernal red? Oh boy, I ain’t getting laid, and I gotta cut the lawn, I know it.’
More Adam Ferrara Quotes
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What if God’s a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I’ll never know why!
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I don’t think I’ll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women.
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There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I’m a Catholic, and she’s the devil.
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There’s no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie – just a quick sniff, ‘Alright, let’s go.’
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Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, ‘How’s it going with that girl?’ ‘One day at a time, man.’
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I love my girlfriend, don’t get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It’s a gift.
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As soon as you lay down, that’s when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. ‘Goodnight, baby.’ ‘Do you think we were together in a past life?’ ‘Yeah, and I died of sleep deprivation. Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
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The girls are beautiful in Hollywood – and enough silicon to caulk a sink.
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I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.
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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you – I hope she meets somebody nice.
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My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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One day in the shower, you figure it out. It’s a special day in a man’s life. I was like, ‘Oh, I found me a hobby.’
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