I don’t think it’s fair – you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring.
ADAM FERRARAIf you look at a group of people that had faith, it’s got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, ‘I don’t think he knows where he’s going.’
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Whenever she uses the phrase ‘I was thinking…,’ that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.
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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is ‘If it feels good – stop.’
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If you’re in California and it’s raining, stay home, because nobody can drive in the rain. It’s like it’s raining frogs. They’re terrified.
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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date.
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One day in the shower, you figure it out. It’s a special day in a man’s life. I was like, ‘Oh, I found me a hobby.’
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I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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I don’t think I’ll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women.
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Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: ‘Swear to God, man – the hooker gave the money back.’
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I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.
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If you look at a group of people that had faith, it’s got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, ‘I don’t think he knows where he’s going.’
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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
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My pop is this big, huge man, nothing can hurt him. I went running into his bedroom like, ‘Daddy, Daddy, the boogie man’s under the bed!’ Pop opens one eye, he’s like, ‘Is the boogie man bigger than me?’ ‘
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There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I’m a Catholic, and she’s the devil.
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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you – I hope she meets somebody nice.
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