I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date.
ADAM FERRARAIf you look at a group of people that had faith, it’s got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, ‘I don’t think he knows where he’s going.’
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If you look at a group of people that had faith, it’s got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, ‘I don’t think he knows where he’s going.’
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There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I’m a Catholic, and she’s the devil.
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Oh, it may sound crass, but just check the color when you come home. ‘Hi honey. Infernal red? Oh boy, I ain’t getting laid, and I gotta cut the lawn, I know it.’
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I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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I love my girlfriend, don’t get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It’s a gift.
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I love that magazine, man – Victoria’s Secret – and it comes, like, every three hours.
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Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you – I hope she meets somebody nice.
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My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
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Just to p-s you off, that’s why! I got spoons hidden all over this house! Keep it up, and your napkin rings are gonna start disappearing.’
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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
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One day in the shower, you figure it out. It’s a special day in a man’s life. I was like, ‘Oh, I found me a hobby.’
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I know she’s just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I turn on the light. I used to just go by sonar: just keep peeing ’til you hear water.
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I don’t think I’ll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women.
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The human body is in constant change the minute we’re born. It’s in a constant state of decay. We’re all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.
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