If you look at a group of people that had faith, it’s got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, ‘I don’t think he knows where he’s going.’
ADAM FERRARAIf you look at a group of people that had faith, it’s got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, ‘I don’t think he knows where he’s going.’
More Adam Ferrara Quotes
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Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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I don’t think it’s fair – you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring.
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I don’t think I’ll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women.
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My pop is this big, huge man, nothing can hurt him. I went running into his bedroom like, ‘Daddy, Daddy, the boogie man’s under the bed!’ Pop opens one eye, he’s like, ‘Is the boogie man bigger than me?’ ‘
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My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don’t know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.
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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date.
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Just to p-s you off, that’s why! I got spoons hidden all over this house! Keep it up, and your napkin rings are gonna start disappearing.’
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I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.
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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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I woke up my pop in the middle of the night ’cause the boogie man’s under my bed.
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My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, ‘Adam – uh, don’t kiss guys.’
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Whenever she uses the phrase ‘I was thinking…,’ that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.
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I love that magazine, man – Victoria’s Secret – and it comes, like, every three hours.
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I talk a lot about women in my act, ’cause let’s face it — if I was hungry, I would talk about food.
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You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you’re on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.
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