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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.

Adam Ferrara

I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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Believe Different Distance God Long Question Religious
One day in the shower, you figure it out. It’s a special day in a man’s life. I was like, ‘Oh, I found me a hobby.’
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Day Figure Funny Hobby Humor Life Man Shower Special
Just to p-s you off, that’s why! I got spoons hidden all over this house! Keep it up, and your napkin rings are gonna start disappearing.’
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Disaapering Got Hidden House Keep Napkin Ring Spoon Start
If you look at a group of people that had faith, it’s got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, ‘I don’t think he knows where he’s going.’
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Faith Followed Funny Humor Moses People Thinking Group
I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.
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Ability Car Father Job Light Mechanical Pretty Used Work
I love that magazine, man – Victoria’s Secret – and it comes, like, every three hours.
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Every Funny Hour Humor Like Magazine Man Three
I love my girlfriend, don’t get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It’s a gift.
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Ability Emotional Environment Funny Gift Girlfriend Love Sex Truly Woman Wrong
Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: ‘Swear to God, man – the hooker gave the money back.’
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Come Conquest Driven Ego Funny Humor Lie Lying Sexual Tend
I know she’s just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I turn on the light. I used to just go by sonar: just keep peeing ’til you hear water.
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Bathroom Funny Humor. Trying Make Nice Night Now Thing Use
There’s no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie – just a quick sniff, ‘Alright, let’s go.’
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Alright Animal Dating Dinner Funny Go Kingdom Movie No Quick Sniff
My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don’t know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.
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Celebrate Celebration Day Earth Easter Egg Favorite Funny Holiday Jesus Rabit
Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
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Friend Funny Humor Important Need Sex Story Tell
Oh, it may sound crass, but just check the color when you come home. ‘Hi honey. Infernal red? Oh boy, I ain’t getting laid, and I gotta cut the lawn, I know it.’
ADAM FERRARA

Color Come Crass Funny Home Honey Infernal Sound
Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
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Funny Happiness Happy Humor Important Ladies Touch
Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, ‘How’s it going with that girl?’ ‘One day at a time, man.’
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Ask Day Friend Funny Girl Humor Life Man One Relationship Time
I don’t think I’ll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women.
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Funny Humor Meet Mial Order Perfect Think Thinking Woman

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