The human body is in constant change the minute we’re born. It’s in a constant state of decay. We’re all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.
ADAM FERRARAI think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.
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I love that magazine, man – Victoria’s Secret – and it comes, like, every three hours.
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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
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I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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I woke up my pop in the middle of the night ’cause the boogie man’s under my bed.
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Oh, it may sound crass, but just check the color when you come home. ‘Hi honey. Infernal red? Oh boy, I ain’t getting laid, and I gotta cut the lawn, I know it.’
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Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
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I don’t think it’s fair – you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring.
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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you – I hope she meets somebody nice.
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One day in the shower, you figure it out. It’s a special day in a man’s life. I was like, ‘Oh, I found me a hobby.’
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There’s no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie – just a quick sniff, ‘Alright, let’s go.’
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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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I know she’s just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I turn on the light. I used to just go by sonar: just keep peeing ’til you hear water.
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I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.
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There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I’m a Catholic, and she’s the devil.
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