My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, ‘Adam – uh, don’t kiss guys.’
ADAM FERRARAI think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.
More Adam Ferrara Quotes
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I don’t think I’ll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women.
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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you – I hope she meets somebody nice.
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The girls are beautiful in Hollywood – and enough silicon to caulk a sink.
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I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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There’s no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie – just a quick sniff, ‘Alright, let’s go.’
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Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, ‘How’s it going with that girl?’ ‘One day at a time, man.’
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If you look at a group of people that had faith, it’s got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, ‘I don’t think he knows where he’s going.’
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My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
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I love my girlfriend, don’t get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It’s a gift.
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I don’t think it’s fair – you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring.
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The human body is in constant change the minute we’re born. It’s in a constant state of decay. We’re all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.
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I woke up my pop in the middle of the night ’cause the boogie man’s under my bed.
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What if God’s a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I’ll never know why!
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Whenever she uses the phrase ‘I was thinking…,’ that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.
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Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
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