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I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.

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I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.
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Whenever she uses the phrase ‘I was thinking…,’ that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.
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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
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If you look at a group of people that had faith, it’s got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, ‘I don’t think he knows where he’s going.’
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I don’t think I’ll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women.
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I love that magazine, man – Victoria’s Secret – and it comes, like, every three hours.
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There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I’m a Catholic, and she’s the devil.
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I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.
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One day in the shower, you figure it out. It’s a special day in a man’s life. I was like, ‘Oh, I found me a hobby.’
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