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I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.

Adam Ferrara

I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
ADAM FERRARA

Funny Girl Humor Meant Meet Sincerely Sleep
I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.
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Arrogance Civilization Demise Human Thinking
There’s no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie – just a quick sniff, ‘Alright, let’s go.’
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Alright Animal Dating Dinner Funny Go Kingdom Movie No Quick Sniff
I love that magazine, man – Victoria’s Secret – and it comes, like, every three hours.
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Every Funny Hour Humor Like Magazine Man Three
I know she’s just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I turn on the light. I used to just go by sonar: just keep peeing ’til you hear water.
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Bathroom Funny Humor. Trying Make Nice Night Now Thing Use
You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you’re on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.
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Away Country List Mailing Month People Relative Thing Wife
As soon as you lay down, that’s when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. ‘Goodnight, baby.’ ‘Do you think we were together in a past life?’ ‘Yeah, and I died of sleep deprivation. Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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Baby Bizarre Down Funny Good Humor Most Mouth
My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
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Car Dad Guy Money Spend Trust Vehicle Wanted Working
Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
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Funny Happiness Happy Humor Important Ladies Touch
If you look at a group of people that had faith, it’s got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, ‘I don’t think he knows where he’s going.’
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Faith Followed Funny Humor Moses People Thinking Group
I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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Believe Different Distance God Long Question Religious
The only marriage I’ve observed for any length of time is my parents – 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, ‘Pop, 35 years – what do you hope for?’ He’s like, ‘I hope you die first.’
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Funny Length Marriage Observed Parent Time Year
If you’re in California and it’s raining, stay home, because nobody can drive in the rain. It’s like it’s raining frogs. They’re terrified.
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Country Drive Home Nobody Rain Raining Stay
The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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Biggest Funny Girl Girlfriend Humor Life Love Now Right Thing
You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don’t let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, ‘Well, why’d you put this spoon in this drawer then?’ ‘
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Build End Energy Fight Funny Humor Negative Screaming Stupid Up
I don’t think I’ll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women.
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Funny Humor Meet Mial Order Perfect Think Thinking Woman

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