Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
ADAM FERRARAI sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
More Adam Ferrara Quotes
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Whenever she uses the phrase ‘I was thinking…,’ that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.
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The human body is in constant change the minute we’re born. It’s in a constant state of decay. We’re all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.
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I love that magazine, man – Victoria’s Secret – and it comes, like, every three hours.
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You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you’re on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.
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I don’t think I’ll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women.
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The girls are beautiful in Hollywood – and enough silicon to caulk a sink.
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There’s no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie – just a quick sniff, ‘Alright, let’s go.’
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Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
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My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
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Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don’t know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.
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Just to p-s you off, that’s why! I got spoons hidden all over this house! Keep it up, and your napkin rings are gonna start disappearing.’
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Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, ‘How’s it going with that girl?’ ‘One day at a time, man.’
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