So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
ABIGAIL VAN BURENI can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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How should they answer?
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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