Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENI can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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How should they answer?
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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