How should they answer?
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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