If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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