If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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