It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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