Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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