A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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