You are what you are when nobody is looking.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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