So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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How should they answer?
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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