A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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