It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENMany husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENI can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
ABIGAIL VAN BURENYou could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIn Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENWhile forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENReligion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENThe less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENI agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENThe purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENA church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENNever give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENSo yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN