Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENI agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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