Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENAccept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENReligion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENTrue, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENKissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENThe purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENFear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENFighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
ABIGAIL VAN BURENNever give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENMaturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENI can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENSome People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENWomen who miscalculate are called mothers.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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