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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.

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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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