You are what you are when nobody is looking.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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