If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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How should they answer?
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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