If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENWhile forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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How should they answer?
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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