You are what you are when nobody is looking.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENFighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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