In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENFighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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