Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENFighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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