It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENFighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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