Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENMany husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENYou could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENThe less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENMaturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENI can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENPsychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENNever advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENSome People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENCruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENAccept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
ABIGAIL VAN BURENKissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENThe purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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