If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENTrue, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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How should they answer?
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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