Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENLove is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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