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ABIGAIL VAN BURENLove is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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