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ABIGAIL VAN BURENLove is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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How should they answer?
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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