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ABIGAIL VAN BURENLove is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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