It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
ABIGAIL VAN BURENLove is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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