Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENLove is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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