It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENLove is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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How should they answer?
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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