black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

I never thought I was funny. I don’t THINK funny.

Lucille Ball

I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally.
LUCILLE BALL

Divorce Eyes Failure Hate Life Worst
People either have comedy or they don’t. You can’t teach it to them.
LUCILLE BALL

Comedy People Teaching
Whether we’re prepared or not, life has a habit of thrusting situations upon us.
LUCILLE BALL

Habit Life Preparation Situation
Some of the most gifted people I’ve ever met or read about are homosexual. How can you knock it?
LUCILLE BALL

Gift People Reading
Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don’t rush; otherwise you’ll look like a patchwork quilt.
LUCILLE BALL

Apperance Hands Make Up Yourself
I was shy for several years in my early days in Hollywood until I figured out that no one really gave a damn if I was shy or not, and I got over my shyness.
LUCILLE BALL

Myself Transformation Years
Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.
LUCILLE BALL

Inspirational Relationship Self Love World
One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn’t pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself.
LUCILLE BALL

Encouragement Faith Inspirational Life
I’m not funny. What I am is brave.
LUCILLE BALL

Brave Character Funny
Luck? I don’t know anything about luck. I’ve never banked on it and I’m afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else: Hard work – and realizing what is opportunity and what isn’t.
LUCILLE BALL

Afraid Inspirational Motivational Opportunity People
In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
LUCILLE BALL

Life Reality Wisdom
Television is the quickest form of recognition in the world.
LUCILLE BALL

Recognition Television World
You see much more of your children once they leave home.
LUCILLE BALL

Children Funny Home Leaving See
Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that’s good taste.
LUCILLE BALL

Confidence Funny Important Inspirational
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
LUCILLE BALL

Age Eat Funny Honesty Live Lying Secret Stay Young
A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.
LUCILLE BALL

Age Funny Men Smart Woman

I never thought I was funny. I don’t THINK funny.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

I never thought I was funny. I don’t THINK funny.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

More Lucille Ball Quotes