But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
JOSEPH HELLERI don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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Frankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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Every writer I know has trouble writing.
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The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
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Insanity is contagious.
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While none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
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The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
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Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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