He was never without misery, and never without hope.
JOSEPH HELLERHe was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
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There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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I don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
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Frankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
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The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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Where were you born?” “On a battlefield,” [Yossarian] answered. “No, no. In what state were you born?” “In a state of innocence.
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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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