He was never without misery, and never without hope.
JOSEPH HELLERAll of my books deal in a very rough, rude fashion with subjects about which there are great conflicts of opinion.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
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There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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I don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
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He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.
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I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
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What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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