Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
JOSEPH HELLERSome men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
JOSEPH HELLERHistory was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
JOSEPH HELLERSuccess and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
JOSEPH HELLERInsanity is contagious.
JOSEPH HELLERRemember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
JOSEPH HELLERBe glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
JOSEPH HELLERI don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
JOSEPH HELLERIn the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
JOSEPH HELLERThere is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
JOSEPH HELLERWhile none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
JOSEPH HELLERWell, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
JOSEPH HELLERRise above principal and do what’s right.
JOSEPH HELLERPeace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
JOSEPH HELLERMankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
JOSEPH HELLERI think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
JOSEPH HELLERI wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
JOSEPH HELLER