I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
DICK GREGORYEvery door of racial prejudice I can kick down, is one less door that my children have to kick down.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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I’m not a comic. I’m a humorist.
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Once I realized the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.
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One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.
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It was an unwritten law that black comics were not permitted to work white nightclubs. You could sing and you could dance, but you couldn’t stand flat-footed and talk; that was a no-no.
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I personally believe breathatarianism to be the highest mode of human living breathing in pure air, absorbing the direct light and energies of the sun, bathing in pure water I look at the obituaries every morning and ain’t nobody listed but you eaters.
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I personally would say that the quickest way to wipe out a group of people is to put them on a soul food diet.
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There’s a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.
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When I was a boy, I was taught never to use insulting expressions like, ‘I’ve been gypped,’ or, ‘He welshed on the deal.’
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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Every door of racial prejudice I can kick down, is one less door that my children have to kick down.
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In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago, it’s a sport.
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Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
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You hear entertainers all the time, saying, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for this, I’d do it for free.’ When’s the last time you ever heard a business person say, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for being chairman of British Petroleum, I’d do it for free?’
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Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
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