Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
JOSEPH HELLERThere was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
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Where were you born?” “On a battlefield,” [Yossarian] answered. “No, no. In what state were you born?” “In a state of innocence.
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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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All of my books deal in a very rough, rude fashion with subjects about which there are great conflicts of opinion.
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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
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While none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
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She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
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There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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