If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol, and caffeine off the market for six days, they’d have to bring out the tanks to control you.
DICK GREGORYI never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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Just being a Negro doesn’t qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine.
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Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
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I personally believe breathatarianism to be the highest mode of human living breathing in pure air, absorbing the direct light and energies of the sun, bathing in pure water I look at the obituaries every morning and ain’t nobody listed but you eaters.
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When you’ve got something really good, you don’t have to force it on people. They will steal it!
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You know, I always say white is not a color, white is an attitude, and if you haven’t got trillions of dollars in the bank that you don’t need, you can’t be white.
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Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
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I never thought I’d see the day that I would see white folks as frightened, or more so than black folks was during the civil rights movement when we were in Mississippi.
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If democracy is such a good thing, let’s have more of it.
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Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
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In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago, it’s a sport.
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I wouldn’t mind paying taxes – if I knew they were going to a friendly country.
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Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
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When I was a boy, I was taught never to use insulting expressions like, ‘I’ve been gypped,’ or, ‘He welshed on the deal.’
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They told me there was very little racial prejudice in Hawaii. Like a woman is just a little bit pregnant.
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I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
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