Insanity is contagious.
JOSEPH HELLEREvery writer I know has trouble writing.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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You’re an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I’m an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I’m in an ideal position to appreciate it.
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History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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All of my books deal in a very rough, rude fashion with subjects about which there are great conflicts of opinion.
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
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Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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