Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother’s milk.
DICK GREGORYI never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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I personally would say that the quickest way to wipe out a group of people is to put them on a soul food diet.
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When I first broke through, there was only NBC, CBS and ABC, and they had news in the morning and in the evening – there wasn’t no 24-hour news.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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They told me there was very little racial prejudice in Hawaii. Like a woman is just a little bit pregnant.
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.
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The most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.
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Love is very dangerous if you just have love and don’t have the ability to be lovable.
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Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can’t afford it.
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I wouldn’t mind paying taxes – if I knew they were going to a friendly country.
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Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
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Even though he understood the depths of racism and black oppression, Ali lived his life as a free man—a free loving and lovable man.
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Makes you wonder. When I left St. Louis, I was making five dollars a night. Now I’m getting $5,000 a week — for saying the same things out loud I used to say under my breath.
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The only good thing about the good old days is they’re gone.
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I waited at the counter of a white restaurant for eleven years. When they finally integrated, they didn’t have what I wanted.
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