For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
JOSEPH HELLERHe was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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I don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
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You’re an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I’m an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I’m in an ideal position to appreciate it.
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Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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Every writer I know has trouble writing.
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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
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She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
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In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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