Frankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
JOSEPH HELLERHe was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
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Insanity is contagious.
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The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
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Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
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He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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I don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
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Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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All of my books deal in a very rough, rude fashion with subjects about which there are great conflicts of opinion.
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When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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