It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
JOSEPH HELLERNever quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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Insanity is contagious.
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Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
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Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
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He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
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Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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He was never without misery, and never without hope.
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I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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